Our First Date

On our first date, Scottdouche took me to this nice-popular place called “OP.” After ordering some apps and drinking  dirty olive martinis, we discussed our past relationships and a brief occupation overview. Scottdouche had then stated, “We should get married in 6 months, have a kid in 12 months, eat organic and do yoga.” I’m not even kidding…. On our first date.. I don’t think the guy when knew my middle name at this point, where I lived or what conditions I lived in, or pretty much anything about me that a normal human being would want to know about another human being before deciding to map out their life plan for the next 12 months…

   Most people would have probably ran at this point. I just sat there quietly, not knowing if I was in shock, amused, or just dumbfounded by what this guy had just said to me.. I was wondering if he did this to all the women he goes out with on a first date or if it was just me..🤔🤔🤔

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